It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
I had no idea when I posted Monday's sight gag showing the check to Verizon that it was an Internet phenomonon! George Vaccaro asked Verizon how much they charged per kilobyte of Internet access; they said ".002 cents" but then charged him ".002 dollars". And no one at Verizon could understand the difference! Read the interesting transcript and/or hear the actual phone call here:
http://www.verizonmath.com
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A Scotsman, heading out to the pub, turned to his wife and said, "Margaret, put on your hat and coat, lassie." She replied, "Aw, Jock, that's nice. Are yee taking me to the pub with yee?" "Nah," Jock replied, "I'm switching the heat off while I'm gone!"
When a guy is sexting, does he get a phoner?
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