Monday, July 5, 2010

[cyberjoke3000] July 5, 2010



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A man's home is his castle -- in a manor of speaking.

A couple decided to host a costume party, but not just any old costume would do: you had to come dressed as an emotion. The first couple to arrive came dressed all in blue. "You were supposed to dress up as an emotion; what emotion are you?" asked the host. "We're all in blue because we're sad." The second couple came dressed all in red. "And what emotion are you?" asked the hostess. "We're all in red because we're angry." The next guest was a single black man, naked except for a pear into which he had inserted his pen¡s. "What in the hell kind of costume is that?" cried the hosts. The black guy replied with a grin, "I'm deep in dis pear!"


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