[cyberjoke3000] August 11, 2010

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Wallace Krebs sends along what may be the best resignation letter ever: this young woman resigned by including 33 photos of herself holding a whiteboard in an email message to her entire company. And, I learned what "HPOA" means!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Bill Gates died and went to hell where Satan greeted him. "Welcome, Mr. Gates. You get your choice of three places in which to spend eternity." First, the devil showed Bill a huge lake of fire with millions of souls being tormented. Bill declined. Then Satan took him to a massive coliseum where thousands were being devoured by lions. Bill declined. Finally, he showed Bill a small room with nothing but a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill said, "I'll take it!" "Fine," said Satan and locked Bill in the room. Lucifer saw all this. "Why did you give Bill Gates the room with the PC?" Satan replied, "Because that PC is running Windows 95 and it's missing three keys: Control, Alt and Delete!"

Les was surprised when his bar pickup line worked; soon they were heading to her apartment. When they got inside, she told him, "I'm going to teach you the geography of New Jersey using only my body." "Interesting," thought Les. First, she placed his hand on her butt. "This is Freehold." Next, she placed his other hand on her breast. "This is Point Pleasant." For the first time, Les loved geography! Soon she moved his hand to between her legs. Into the game, Les asked, "So, is this Cherry Hill?" She smiled and said, "No, Les; that's Eatontown!"

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