It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
So much for summer: today's high was about 65° here. Yes, I know you're sweltering. But couldn't we have a few more weeks of warm? Huh? Oh, yeah; here's some sight gags:
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Definition of mixed emotions: Watching your mother-in-law back off a cliff in your new Lexus.
A lady rushed into her gynecologist's office, asking for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist ushered her right into an examination room. The doctor came in and asked about her problem. She was too shy to say and just asked him to examine her. He did and quickly raised his head. "Miss, removing that vibrator will require a delicate and expensive operation." "I'm not sure I can afford it," she sighed. "But while I am here, could you replace the batteries?"
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