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BP announced today that they will no longer hire Cajuns to help in the Gulf oil spill cleanup. Thibodeaux, Boudreaux and Fontenot were told to clean as many brown pelicans as they could. Thibodeaux cleaned and gutted 56 birds while Boudreaux made the roux and Fontenot cooked the rice!
Geologists are the only men who can speak to their female bosses using the words "dike," "thrust," "bed," "orogeny," "cleavage," and "subduction" in the same sentence without a civil lawsuit!
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