Thursday, April 14, 2011

[cyberjoke3000] April 15, 2011



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A man walked into a bar carrying a dog with no legs and placed it on the bar. The bartender said, "Look at that: a dog with no legs! What do you call him?" The man replied, "I don't call him anything. He wouldn't come anyway!"

As Joe stepped out of the cold shower, his wife laughed and told him, "Your pen¡s resembles a Tic-Tac!" He replied, "If that's the case, why does your sister still have bad breath?" ...He should be out of the hospital in a few weeks.


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