Tuesday, April 5, 2011

[cyberjoke3000] April 6, 2011



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Dave Goordman sends along "Hans Klok & the Divas of Magic" where Hans does ten illusions in five minutes! While none is unique, it is fun to see all of them in an average of 30 seconds each.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A priest went to a barbershop, but after his haircut, the barber said, "Father, you're a man of the cloth. I couldn't charge you. It's on the house." The priest thanked him and left. The next day, twelve gold coins appeared at the barber's door. A few days later, a Buddhist monk got a shave and, afterwards, the barber said, "You are a spiritual man. It's on the house." The next day, twelve rubies appeared at the barber's door. The third day, a rabbi got a haircut and the barber said, "No, Rabbi, you are a learned man. I can't accept your money. It's on the house." The next day, twelve rabbis appeared at the barber's door!

Two young starlets were discussing their recent auditions. "Did you get a good part?" asked one. "No," replied the other. "Why, his offer was so ridiculous that I laughed right in his balls!"


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