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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
I went to a bookstore and asked the sales clerk, "Where's the self-help section?" She said, "If I tell you, wouldn't that defeat the purpose?"
Little Johnny was always anxious in the barber's chair, so the barber gave him a Tootsie roll. As the barber worked away, loose hair fell over his face. The barber asked, "John, do you have hair on your goodie?" "Don't be silly, you old pervert! I'm only eight years old!"
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