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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A little girl was on a walk with her grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating. "What are the doggies doing, Grandma?" Embarrassed, her grandmother said, "Uh, the dog on top hurt his paw and the one on the bottom is carrying him to the doctor." "Dogs are just like people, aren't they, Grandma?" "How do you mean, dear?" The sweet little girl said, "Offer someone a helping hand, and they'll screw you every time!"
Two co-eds were discussing their heavy smoking habit. "I get such cravings for a cigarette," said one, "that the only thing I can do is pop a LifeSaver in my mouth and suck hard." "That's fine for you," huffed her friend, "but not all of us live near the beach!"
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