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There was a big convention in town and every hotel room was booked. "Please. Any room will do. I'm beat," declared the young man. The clerk responded, "Well, I could put a cot in our ballroom, but there's a lady in the opposite corner. If you don't make any noise, she'll never know." "Great. I'll take it." Five minutes later, the young man was back at the front desk. "Hey! That women in there is dead!" The clerk answered, "Yes, I know. But how did you find that out?!"
An Indian lad asked, “Mom, why is my brother named 'Mighty Storm'?" She replied, “Because he was conceived during a mighty storm.” “Oh. Then why is my sister named 'Cornflower'?" “Because your father and I were in a cornfield when she was conceived.” “Oh. I see." “Why are you so curious, Torn Rubber?”
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