Friday, December 2, 2011

[cyberjoke3000] December 2, 2011



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

I watched yesterday’s time lapse sequences from the International Space Station less than 24 hours before I sent it to you, but by then it was gone. Here’s the same clip on YouTube and, as of right now, it’s still there! Be sure to watch full screen in high def.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip2ZGND1I9Q

 

CyberJokester Albert van der Sluis sends along these handy keystroke time-savers: Ctrl-Backspace will delete the previous whole word; Ctrl-Left & Right Arrow Keys will move by words instead of by spaces; Ctrl-Up & Down Arrow Keys will move by paragraphs; and, Ctrl-Left-Click on links in your browser will open that link in a new tab. All handy tips that I personally use every day!

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

The doctor ordered the nurse to "get the victim's name so we can notify his family." She returned a few minutes later. "He said his family already knows his name!"

Did you hear about the guy who accidentally swigged from a bottle of WhiteOut instead of from his bottle of liquid Viagra? He got a huge correction! 


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