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A physician treated an extremely sick child until, eventually, the child recovered. A few days later, the grateful mother called at his office. Expressing her appreciation, she remarked that his services were such that they could never be fully repaid. "But I do hope you'll accept as a token of my thanks, this purse which I embroidered myself." The doctor didn't take it, saying coldly, "I'm sorry, but my fees must be paid in cash. Gifts maintain friendships; they cannot maintain a medical practice." "What is your fee?" asked the mother. "A thousand dollars." She opened the purse, pulled out a wad of hundred-dollar bills, counted out ten, laid them on his desk, put the rest back in the purse, and walked out, taking the purse and the other nine thousand dollars with her.
"Wow, Bill! What happened to you? Where'd you get that black eye?" "From a bridegroom, for kissing his bride after the ceremony." "What? Why would he object to that old custom?" "Well, the ceremony was five years ago!"
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