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A high school senior was continually getting in trouble, both at home and at school, and he was fed up. He announced one day, "That's it! I'm sick of being told what to do. As soon as I graduate, I'm gonna join the Marines!"
A woman happily showed a friend her new mink coat. "Your husband was really nice to buy you a mink," said her friend. "Nice has nothing to do with it. He had to!" she replied. "Why?" "Because I caught him kissing our new housekeeper." "That's terrible. Did you fire her?" "Not yet. I'm holding out for a new Mercedes!"
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