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http://www.therestartpage.com
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Dear Abby: "I want to trace my family history but can't afford to spend a lot of money. Any suggestions? Signed, Sam in
Tired of having a child every year, a woman asked her doctor what was causing them. The doctor responded by handing her a box of condoms. "Tell your husband to put one of these on his organ every time before you have sex." A few months later, she returned, pregnant again -- and mad as hell. The doctor said, "Did your husband do as I instructed?" She replied, "Every time! Except, since we don't have an organ, he put them on the piano!"
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