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A woman went to a plastic surgeon to have her wrinkles removed, but when she woke up, she found the surgeon had given her breast implants instead. "What have you done?" she demanded. The quick-thinking surgeon responded, "Hey, at least now, no one will notice your wrinkles!"
A deputy sheriff was explaining courtroom procedures to a group of ninth-graders. Court was in recess and only the clerk and a young man wearing handcuffs were in the room. "This is where the judge sits," he began, pointing to the bench. "The lawyers sit at these tables. That's the court clerk over there. The court stenographer sits here. That's the witness stand. And over there is where the jury sits. As you can see, it takes a lot of people to make the judicial system work." The prisoner raised his cuffed hands and said, "Yeah, but I'm the guy who makes it all happen!"
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