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CyberJokester Wallace Krebs sends along this important public service announcement concerning "Vertical Video Syndrome." You've seen it; maybe you've even done it. But remember: “You’re not shooting that right, dummy!”
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Why do Armenian men wear gold chains around their necks? So they know where to stop shaving!
A man was in a pet store looking at animals when a Master Chief Petty Officer from the local Naval Air Station entered and told the shopkeeper, "I want a Line Service Monkey, please." The clerk nodded, went back to a cage and returned with a monkey. "That'll be $1,000, Chief." The Chief paid and left. The surprised man asked the shopkeeper, "That was a lot of money. Why was that monkey so expensive?" The shopkeeper answered, "Because a Line Service Monkey can park, fuel, and service naval aircraft, conduct required ground ops testing, rig aircraft flight controls, and is trained in carrier flight deck ops. He's worth it." Now interested, he spotted another monkey with a $10,000 price tag. "What? A ten grand monkey? What can it do?" "That's a Maintenance Supervisor monkey. It teaches aircraft maintenance, supervises corrective and preventive maintenance programs, supervises crews of maintainers, and do all the paperwork. A very useful monkey, indeed!" The guy found a third monkey with a price tag of $50,000. "Holy cow! What's a fifty grand monkey do?" The shopkeeper sighed. "Actually, I've never seen him do anything except drink beer and play with his pecker, but his papers say he's a pilot!"
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