Thursday, June 28, 2012

[cyberjoke3000] June 28, 2012



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Things have really changed over the generations. In 1930, only 24% of men kissed their wife goodbye when they left the house. Now, 80% of men kiss their house goodbye when they leave their wife!

A fat man was lying on a chaise lounge on his front lawn, quietly drinking his beer, when the neighborhood busybody berated him. "What a disgusting sight!" she proclaimed. "If that belly was on a woman, I'd swear she was pregnant." The man grinned and said, "Madam, it was. And she is!" 


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