[cyberjoke3000] June 6, 2012

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

I’m excited: tonight I’m going to play saxophone at the Video Games Live! concert at E3 in Los Angeles. If you’re not familiar with VGL, Tommy Tallarico has arranged music from many video games for symphony orchestra and chorus. He stages these concerts all over the world. But this performance should be especially exciting since the Electronic Entertainment Expo is the largest gathering of the video game industry anywhere.

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A wealthy chicken farmer was struck by an epidemic that kill millions of his chickens. He asked a famous biologist to find a cure, but after months of research into chicken DNA and chicken viruses, the biologist gave up. The chicken magnate then went to a famous chemist, who explored chicken pH, chicken compounds, and blackboards of chicken-based formulas, all to no avail. Finally, he went to a famous physicist. After only one week, he had created a universal chicken equation, but no cure. After the second week, he had a breakthrough with quantum chickens, but still no cure. But after the third week, the sleep-deprived physicist announced to the farmer, "Eureka! I have a cure!" "That's great news!" cried the hopeful farmer. The physicist continued, "But there is still one small drawback: it only works for spherical chickens in a perfect vacuum!"

 

Two almost-fathers met in the maternity waiting room. "Can you believe it? The first day of our vacation and she goes into labor!" The second one replied, "That's nothing. We're on our honeymoon!" 

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