Thursday, October 4, 2012

[cyberjoke3000] October 5, 2012



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Why am I paying $40/month to Comcast for my "free" landline phone when all they provide is VoIP service? Why not buy a box, connect my home phones to it, and call over the Internet myself? I know about products like Obihai, MagicJack, Ooma and NetTalk, but  I don't have any experience with them. If you do, please tell me about your experiences with them. I'll report back on this later.
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http://www.ooma.com
http://www.nettalk.com 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Did you ever notice: if you put your finger in your ear and scratch, it sounds like you're playing PacMan?

 

A professional golfer lost his right arm in an auto accident. He was rushed to the hospital where a surgeon told the pro he had good news. A nice Jewish lady who just died had donated all her organs and body parts to anyone in need. "So I'll just graft her arm onto your body." The pro was ecstatic. The operation was a success. Months later, after extensive rehab, the doctor asked the pro how things were going. "Great, Doc! I've already won my first tournament with my new arm, my handwriting is 100% improved, I've taken up oil painting and already sold some paintings for thousands of dollars." "Great," said the doctor. "I'm glad the transplant was a success." The golfer continued, "But there is one problem, Doc. Every time I touch myself, I get a headache!" 


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