Monday, December 3, 2012

[cyberjoke3000] December 4, 2012



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Evidently, I failed to update my CyberGag 3000™ counter last week, so yesterday you got to see last week’s sight gags again. I’m sure you probably kept going through 20 of them, but in case you didn’t, here’s the correct link:
http://www.allowe.com/Humor/sightgagbrowser.php?j=3631

CyberJokester Alex Valero sends along The Atlantic's collection of 38 images of things that are "real but not quite real." Confused? Click this:
http://bit.ly/NcEJyg 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A man called a musician and said, "I need about six guys to play my daughter's wedding reception. What do you charge?" The musician replied, "$2,000." "What? Two grand for a band? That's outrageous!" The musician said, "I'll tell you what: you call the plumbers union and get six plumbers to work from six o'clock until midnight on a Saturday night. Whatever they charge, I'll charge you half!"

 

"What did your dad say when he found out you're pregnant?" asked Suzi's friend. Suzi said, "Shall I leave out the profanity?" "Sure." "Nothing." 


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