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CyberJokester Al Eufrasio sends along this video history of the first month of life of two cockatiels, complete with fun music and droll captions.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82167961
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
An astronomer went deep in the jungle to observe a total solar eclipse but was captured by cannibals the day before it. He cleverly devised a plan: he'd threaten to extinguish the sun unless they released him. Since his timing had to be perfect, he asked his guard when they usually cook their prisoners. The guard answered, "Tradition has it that captives are killed when the sun reaches its highest point so they may be thoroughly cooked before the evening meal." The astronomer was pleased; this would work perfectly. Then the guard continued, "But in your case, we're going to wait until after the eclipse!"
What's the worst thing you can say to a man who tells you his wife is frigid? "No, she's not!"
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