Wednesday, November 2, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] November 3, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

This week only you can watch Leonardo DiCaprio in National Geographic's new climate change documentary, Before the Flood. This full 90-minute version is only available until November 18, so watch it this week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90CkXVF-Q8M 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

The reporter asked the C.E.O, "How do you motivate your employees to be punctual?" He said, "Simple: we have 30 employees, 29 free parking spaces, and 1 paid parking space."

Kent noticed Doug was upset. "What's wrong, pal? You look down." "I am. My wife said she wants to have sex in the back seat of our car." Kent was confused. "So what's wrong with that?" Doug sighed, "She wants me to drive!" 


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