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[cyberjoke3000] November 4, 2016



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

"How are your sons, Bob?" "Well, Fred, all our boys live at home now. Our first son has a degree in Economics, our second has his MBA, the third a PhD, and our fourth son is a thief." "A thief? Why don't you throw him out?" "I can't. He's the only one earning a living!"

The sheriff checked out the car parked on a lonely country road late at night and found a couple of teenagers in the back seat, screwing like rabbits. The sheriff tapped on the window and said, "When you're done, I'm next!" The boy answered, "Cool. I've never screwed a cop!" 


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