[cyberjoke3000] January 26, 2009

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Monday morning. Dead of winter. What else are you going to do today?
http://www.allowe.com/Humor/sightgagbrowser.php?j=1661

 

I recently learned about a new startup company near Seattle called MSKYNET. They have this cool technology that enables you to embed up to 4KB of data in a new-style, 2D barcode. These don't look like the barcodes you're used to seeing--they're about the size of a postage stamp and covered with pixels. I think you'll soon see them everywhere. Tomorrow: What good are 2D barcodes?
http://www.MSKYNET.com

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

What's the best way to get a man to do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his toes!

For thirty years, Johnson never missed a day of work, was never even late. So when on one day began without Johnson, it caused a sensation. Everyone asked, "Where's Johnson?" Finally, when Johnson showed up after ten o'clock with clothes torn, dirty, covered with scratches and bruises, glasses bent, and limping painfully, all eyes were upon him. He announced, "I tripped in the subway and rolled down two flights of stairs. Nearly killed myself." His boss grumbled, "To roll down two flights of stairs took you an hour?"

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