Monday, January 26, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] January 27, 2009

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

So what good is a 2D barcode? In Japan, they're already using them for everything from ordering food from menus to transmitting business card information to asking trivia questions. How? You snap a photo of a 2D barcode with some special software you download to your cell phone. It decodes a link inside the barcode and pings a special server which feeds data somewhere else: to the kitchen, back to your cell phone's address book, or back to you as a text message. You can see what they look like here: Tomorrow: So what?
http://www.mskynet.com/static/squares

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

One balmy day in the South Pacific, a Navy ship saw smoke coming from one of three huts on an island that was supposed to be deserted. When the landing craft arrived at the shore, it was met by a "survivor." "Thank God you're here! I've been alone on this island for over three years!" The ship's captain replied, "But there are three huts." The survivor said, "Oh, well, yeah. I live in one and go to church in another." "But what about the third?" "Oh, that's where I used to go to church!"

Children in the front seat of a car can cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat of a car can cause children!


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