Wednesday, January 7, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] January 8, 2009

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Two years ago, I recommended that you watch Michal Levy's film, "Giant Steps." It's still available here:
http://michalevy.com/giantsteps_download
Now Michal has created a new 5-minute work, "One," created to some exciting music by Jason Lindner. The HD versions is highly recommended.
http://michalevy.com/one
Michal's website has development sketches and a storyboard that shows some of the steps in creating such projects:
http://michalevy.com/

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr Dre!

Before Sandy accepted Jim's proposal, she had to confess that a childhood illness had left her with breasts like a 12-year-old. Jim said, "Honey, that's okay. I love you so much. But I must confess that I, too, am not normal. My pen¡s is infant-sized. Will that affect your answer?" Sandy said, "No. I love you, too. When we're married, I'll learn to love your infant-sized pen¡s." On their honeymoon night, they rushed to the hotel and quickly started holding, touching, and teasing each other. But when Sandy reached into Jim's pants, she screamed. "Sandy! What's wrong?" She cried, "You said your pen¡s was infant-sized!" "It is... 8 pounds and 19 inches!"


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