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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
I learned how my wedded life would be during our marriage ceremony. When the minister asked my wife, "Do you take this man to be your husband?" she responded, "I do." But when the minister asked me, "Do you take this woman to be your wife?" she answered, "He does!"
Last night, a short time after having sex with my girlfriend, I said to her, "Do you think you're ready for round two?" She replied, "No, but I wouldn't mind the rest of round one!"
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