Tuesday, May 5, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] May 6, 2009



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I had my first girlfriend at age 10. We didn't kiss or hold hands or anything. It was good practice for married life!

He approached the hottie at the bar and offered to buy her a drink. She turned and slowly said, "Say, big boy, do you like sex?" "Why, yeah, I sure do!" She smiled and put her hand on his chest. "Do you like to travel?" "Yes, ma'am, I sure do!" "Good. Then take a f*¢king hike!"


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