Tuesday, June 16, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] June 17, 2009



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Ever wondered what your keyboard's SysReq key does? In fact, nothing. It has no purpose. What is a "System Request?" It's a leftover from the old days of the IBM console when it was used to get the attention of a mainframe so you could input data. So why is it still on most keyboards? If you know, tell me!

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

The blonde dragged herself home after her first day commuting into the city. "Honey, you look tired," said her husband. "Do you feel all right?" "Not really," she replied. "I'm nauseous from sitting backwards on the train." "Oh, you poor dear," he said. "Why didn't you ask the person sitting across from you to switch seats?" "I couldn't," she moaned. "There was no one sitting there!"

Two good friends complained that their married sex life had become monotonous. "Want to change spouses for a night?" asked one. The other one readily accepted. That night, in bed, one guy said to his new partner, "So what do you think our wives are doing now?"


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