[cyberjoke3000] June 23, 2009

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A recent university study proved that six out of seven dwarves aren't Happy!

As luck would have it, Bill Clinton and the Pope both died on the same day. Through an administrative error, Clinton got sent to heaven while the Pope got sent to hell. The Pope explained the situation, his paperwork was checked, and the error acknowledged, but the devil said, "It will take us at least 24 hours to make the switch." The next day, when the Pope arrived at the Pearly Gates, he met Bill Clinton on his way down. "Sorry about the mix-up, Bill." "No problem, your holiness." "I'm so excited about finally getting to heaven." "Really? Why?" "Because all my life I've prayed to the Virgin Mary and now I want to meet her." Clinton grinned and said, "Oops. Sorry, but you're a day late!"

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