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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A high-school football player was in the oral surgeon's chair to have all his wisdom teeth extracted. As the intravenous anesthesia was administered, the doctor asked, "Jim? How do you feel?" Struggling to keep his eyes open, Jim slurred, "Like I'm in English class!"
Two ladies of a certain age were having lunch at the country club when one mentioned a mutual friend sitting a few tables away. "My, that Robert sure dresses well, doesn't he?" said one. The other lady replied, "Yes. And quickly, too!"
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