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I'm rather shocked to say this, but I'm running out of jokes. Not clean ones, surprisingly, but the "second joke" of the day. I'm not sure what happened; you have been providing me with plenty of new jokes for years now. Could we have run through all the risqué ones? So, please! Think a while and send me your favorites. HELP! (Nothing outside CyberJoke 3000™'s standards, please.)
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A twelve-year-old boy received a journal as a birthday gift. He looked at it carefully, but was mystified. "Mom, what's the deal with this book? All the pages are blank." "That's called a journal," she explained. "You write down interesting stuff that happens to you." His face brightened as he caught her drift. "So it's kinda like a blog, only on paper?!"
Wife to marriage counselor: "All he does is watch porn. He never touches me anymore." Counselor: "Sir, you should be ashamed. Your wife needs you." Husband (defensively): "It was Pamela Anderson in 3D." Counselor: "Really? DirectTV or Dish?"
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