Wednesday, June 2, 2010

[cyberjoke3000] June 2, 2010



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Matt Dickinson sends along this interesting video of a visit to North Korea, the land that time forgot. (To skip the commercials, mouse over the upper-left corner and click "skip this ad".)
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

How was copper wire invented? Two Scotsmen found a copper penny at the same time!

Many years ago, a middle-aged couple took in a young woman boarder. When she asked to take a bath, the woman of the house told her, "We don't have a bathtub but you're welcome to use the washtub in front of the fire. Monday nights would be best; my husband bowls every Monday." The following Monday, when the husband had left for his bowling league, the housewife filled the washtub and watched as the young girl undressed. She noticed with surprise that the girl had no pubic hair. When she told her husband later that night he didn't believe her, so she said, "Next Monday, before you go off to bowling, I'll leave a little gap in the curtains and you can sneak back in to see for yourself." This week, as the girl undressed, the wife asked, "Do you shave yourself down there?" "No," replied the girl, "I've just never grown any hair there. Do you have hair there?" "Oh, yes," said the woman and she showed it to her. After the husband came home from bowling, the wife asked him, "So? Did you see it?" "Yes, and you were right," he said. "But why did you show her yours?" "Why not?" she replied, "It's nothing you haven't seen before." He replied, "True, but it was sure a surprise to my bowling team!"


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