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The wife was in labor with their first child. Suddenly she began to shout, "Shouldn't! Couldn't! Wouldn't! Didn't! Can't! Don't!" Her concerned husband asked, "Doc! What's wrong with her?" The doctor replied, "Don't worry; she's just having contractions!"
At the Pearly Gates, a doctor met Saint Peter, who informed him, "You must choose one of the three doors before you. But, because of your greed and misconduct on Earth, your choices are all forms of Hell." Opening the first door, the doctor saw the classic fire and brimstone of Hades and quickly closed the door. Behind the second door were tortured souls ravaged by disease. He moved on to door three. Behind it were white-coated male physicians, receiving oral sex from nurses wearing nothing more than nurses' caps! Before he could say anything, Saint Peter interrupted. "Oops, sorry. My mistake. That's nurse's Hell!"
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