[cyberjoke3000] September 20, 2010

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Wow, can it really be Monday morning already? It feels like only ...Monday!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Mike was a college history professor who made it to the final round of a game show. With thumping music and dramatic lighting, the emcee set up the final question. "Mike, answer this two-part question on American history correctly and you go home with a million dollars! Miss either part and you get nothing. The second part of the question is always easier. Which part would you like first?" Mike figured even though it was in his field of American history, he'd play it safe. "I'll take the second part first." The emcee nodded approvingly, while the audience went hush with anticipation. "Okay, Mike, here is your question: ...and in what year did it happen?"

Headlines of the World, 2035 Edition: "Ozone from electric cars kills millions in world's seventh largest country, California." "Minorities trying to get English recognized as nation's third language." "Spotted owl plague threatens Northwest." "Baby conceived naturally; scientists stumped." "Iran still closed; physicists estimate ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. " "Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars could be imported legally but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking." "George Z. Bush announces run for President in 2036." "US Postal Service raises first class stamps to $18 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only." "New study: diet and exercise key to weight loss." "Last conservative moves from Massachusetts." "US Supreme Court rules punishing criminals violates their civil rights." "Average NBA player over nine feet tall." "Federal law requires registration of all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters, and rolled up newspapers." "Congress authorizes direct deposit to campaign accounts of illegal contributions." "Capital Hill intern indicted for refusing sex with congressman." "IRS lowers tax rate to 70%."

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