Monday, September 27, 2010

[cyberjoke3000] September 28, 2010



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Did you hear about the Scotsman who took a taxi to bankruptcy court? He invited the driver inside as one of his creditors!

A Rabbi, late for his golf game, was rather curt with several people whose phone calls kept delaying him. When he returned to his office, his secretary told him, "Rabbi, several members of the congregation were upset with you yesterday when you cut them short." At that, a man sitting in the waiting room hurriedly departed. "Who was that?" asked the Rabbi. "Oh, that was Mr. Rothenberg," replied his secretary. "He was waiting to speak with you about circumcising his son!"


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