It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
If you use Facebook to invite your friends to a party, be sure that your settings don't invite the whole world. Thessa's 16th birthday party spiraled out of control when 1,500 people showed up, followed by 100 police!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
My wife has been missing for a week. The police said I should prepare for the worst. So I went to the thrift shop to get back her clothes!
The man at a nude beach came upon two men having sex. The man on top was wearing a lifeguard's shirt. "What's going on here?" he demanded. The lifeguard responded, "I'm saving his life." "That's not how you save a life. You're supposed to give him mouth-to-mouth." The lifeguard replied, "Well, that's how this whole thing started...."
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