Thursday, June 23, 2011

[cyberjoke3000] June 24, 2011



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Dear 2011: The best rapper is white and the president is black? What happened?! Sincerely, 1985.

The sugar daddy and his newly-acquired blonde girlfriend were finishing their dinner in an expensive restaurant's private room. "Well, my dear," he said smugly, "and now, how about a little demitasse?" She snapped back, "I knew it. You men are all alike. You don't even give me a chance to have a cup of coffee!"


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