Thursday, June 30, 2011

[cyberjoke3000] June 30, 2011



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokesters Fernando Lopresti, Petruccio and Fluffy add some more Windows key shortcuts: Win-M to minimize everything; Win-Break to bring up System Properties; Win-R to bring up the "Run..." command. But the Run dialog is not only for running programs: URLs bring up your browser; folder names (like C:\Windows) and shortcuts (like My Documents) open Explorer.

CyberJokester Don Bostwich sends along this interesting "scenic walkway" under construction in China. I'm not sure who must be more brave: the people building it, or those who will eventually walk on it, but it looks too scary for me!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

 

My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

The Wall Street investment banker arrived home from work early for the first time in years to discover his wife in bed with another man. "What in the hell is going on here?!" he demanded. She propped herself up on one elbow and said, "Oh, Arthur. I forgot to tell you: I've gone public!"


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