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About 24 hours ago, adventure game designers Tim Schafer and Ron Gilbert posted a request on Kickstarter for a new adventure game. They asked for $400,000. They got it within 8 hours! I saw Tim this morning and, while we spoke, the total went from $773,000 to $781,000. At midnight, they broke $1.2 million. And they still have 32 days to go. I’m so pleased for both of them and for adventure gamers everywhere. It looks like we’re going to get to play a new comedy adventure! Check it out (and pledge if you wish) here:
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/66710809/double-fine-adventure
Bad Lip Reading’s point is easy to explain: political figures with strange voices coming out of their mouths are funny!
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Thomas and his dog entered a bar. The bartender said, "No dogs allowed." Thomas replied, "But, sir. Rover is a talking dog." The skeptical bartender said,, "Prove it and he can stay." Thomas said to the dog, "Rover, tell him what you want to drink." Sure enough, Rover clearly said, "Gimme a beer." The bartender said, "No way! You're a ventriloquist." Thomas responded, "If you don't believe me, how about if I go to the bathroom and you can ask him yourself." So he did and the bartender asked, "Well? What'll ya have?" Rover clearly said, "Gimme a beer." The bartender was still skeptical, so he pulled a ten-dollar bill from the register and told Rover, "This is yours if you go to the bar across the street and say the same thing." When Thomas came out of the bathroom, he asked, "Where's my dog?!" The bartender said, "I sent him across the street to another bar." Furious, Thomas ran out of the bar, and found Rover out on the curb, banging a sexy poodle. Thomas shouted, "Rover! Rover? What are you doing? You've never done this before!" And Rover said, "I've never had ten bucks before!"
"My boyfriend and I had two arguments last night," said Jill. "Why?" asked Margaret. "Well, you know how, when you finish a big fight, your partner will suggest make-up sex?" "Yeah." "Evidently, that's not the best time to ask, 'Does it have to be with you?' "
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