Tuesday, February 28, 2012

[cyberjoke3000] February 29, 2012



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Happy Leap Day! You have an extra day this year – do something you wouldn’t usually do.

You probably noticed Google updated its privacy policies a few weeks back. Next week, they take effect. CyberJokester Dave Goordman sends along this article from The Blaze that you should read; it provides step-by-step instructions as to how to delete your Google history. You may be surprised!

http://bit.ly/A1KIic

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

"Doctor, this weight-loss patch says to 'Stick it on and the pounds will melt away.' Will it really work?" "Sure," said the doctor, "but only if you put it over your mouth!"

 

Two men and a woman were shipwrecked on a desert island. After three years, the woman was so ashamed of what she had been doing that she committed suicide. After three more years, the men were so ashamed of what they had been doing that they buried her. After three more years, the men were so ashamed of what they had been doing that they dug her up again! 


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