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It took Little Johnny hours to cut the priest's lawn because the grass was so overgrown. When he finally finished, he asked for payment. The priest pulled out a single dollar bill. Little Johnny said, "Thank you, Virgin Father!" The priest replied, "What did you say?" Little Johnny repeated, "Thank you, Virgin Father!" The priest asked, "Do you know what that means?" The boy replied, "I sure do: tight a$$!"
Three guys met at a party and it wasn't long until the conversation turned to their line of work and their brand of car. "I'm a veterinarian," said the first man. "I drive a yellow 'Vet." They smiled and nodded and the second man said, "I own a sign company. I drive a purple Neon." The third guy hesitated until the others egged him on. He finally said, "I'm a proctologist ...and I drive a brown Probe!"
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