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A teacher started the new school year with a formal roll call. "Mustafa El Ekh Zeri?" "Here." "Achmed El Kabul?" "Here." "Fatima Al Chadoury? " "Here." "Abdul Alu Ohlmi?" "Here." Mohammed Ibn Achrha?" "Here." "Mi Cha El Mey Er?" Silence. "Mi Cha El Mey Er?" Continued silence. "Is there anyone here named 'Mi Cha El Mey Er'?" A boy in the back said softly, "Teacher, do you mean me? I'm Michael Meyer!"
A couple, with two rambunctious twin boys, learned they were going to have a second set of twin boys. The husband was thrilled and asked his wife to start thinking of names. She unhappily replied, "Well, let's see: we already have Adolph and Rudolph; how about Getoff and Stayoff?!"
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