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All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand!
Dave the sailor docked at New York after a frustrating three months at sea during which time he'd gambled away all of his pay. He found a lady of the night, but all he had to offer her was ten dollars and a pair of sneakers. She refused. He tried another; no go. Eventually he found a sympathetic woman who recommended he try Mabel over there. "But don't expect much action. Mabel is totally unresponsive. She just lies there." Since times were tough, Mabel reluctantly agreed to do him for ten bucks and the sneakers. Dave began but within minutes felt Mabel reach behind his back and then curl a leg around his rear. Having always fancied himself a great lover, Dave gasped, "I knew you couldn't resist my charms." Mabel grunted, "Don't flatter yourself, boy. I'm just tryin' on them sneakers!"
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