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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
If you get an email that says you can catch salmonella from canned ham, just delete it -- it's Spam!
Cultural Differences: In Tokyo, a man accidently tore a girl's miniskirt. Before he could apologize, she bowed from the waist and said, "I am so sorry to give you trouble. The quality of my skirt is not good." Then she took out a pin, put the skirt back together, and left. In New York City, a man accidently tore a girl's miniskirt. Before he could apologize, she gave him her lawyer's business card and said, "You'll hear from him tomorrow about this sexual harassment. See you in court." In Taiwan, a man accidently tore a girl's miniskirt. Before he could apologize, she smiled and said, "Wait until we agree on a price before you inspect the merchandise." In London, a man accidently tore a girl's miniskirt. Before he could apologize, she covered the torn spot and said with a blush, "Would you mind taking me home, sir? I live very close." He removed his jacket, put it over her shoulders, hailed a cab, and took her home. In China, a man accidently tore a girl's miniskirt. Before he could apologize, she slapped him and said, "You sex maniac! Take advantage of me and I will have you sent to a labor camp." In Paris, a man accidently tore a girl's miniskirt. Before he could apologize, she smiled and said, "If you please, a red rose could represent your apology." He bought her a rose, they went to a bar, and ended the evening in a small hotel, discussing what was inside the miniskirt. In Korea, a man accidently tore a girl's miniskirt. Before he could apologize, she gave him a kick, saying, "I'm a second degree black belt. Do you want to die?" In Thailand, a man accidently tore a girl's miniskirt. Before he could apologize, she said with a smile, "No worries, honey. We're all men here!"
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