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Willy, imprisoned for many years and suffering from boredom, patiently taught an ant to do tricks. His ant could sit up, lie down, roll over, play dead, beg, and more, just like a dog. When finally Willy was released, he carefully packed his ant in a matchbox and dropped by the neighborhood bar. He grabbed a stool, opened his matchbox, and showed the guy sitting beside him all his ant's tricks. The guy was impressed. "Buddy, this is your lucky day. My brother is in show business and he's been looking for a unique act. You'll make a fortune with an ant like that!" Willy excitedly called the bartender over and proudly said, "See that ant?" The bartender smashed the ant under his thumb and said, "Sorry, man. I've been sprayin’ for 'em!"
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