Sunday, January 13, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] January 14, 2013



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

I can’t do anything about this winter weather, but I can give you a storm of sight gags:
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Rabbi Levy said to his friend, Moshe, "Today I made nine people very happy." "A mitzvah, Rabbi, a true mitzvah," said Moshe, "but how did you do this?" "I performed four marriage ceremonies in my synagogue." Moshe was puzzled. "I can see how that would make eight people happy, Rabbi, but what about the ninth?" Rabbi Levy smiled. "Moshe! You think I'd do that all for free?"

 

When they learned their wives were at a sex-toy party, the husbands refused to pick them up, leaving them to their own devices. 


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