Tuesday, January 22, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] January 23, 2013



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

The website Great Old Games has announced its 500th title -- and it's the Leisure Suit Larry Collection! Games 1 - 6 (but not 7), all in one bundle, all for only ten bucks! If you want the authentic, real versions of the historic games, this may be your last chance to nab them!

http://www.gog.com/gamecard/leisure_suit_larry

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A young Orthodox married couple was expecting their first baby. Unfortunately, Miriam's water broke on Shabbos, so they had no choice but to call a taxi to take them to the hospital. Because Moshe wanted to minimize the Shabbos violation, he told the dispatcher to send only a non-Jewish driver. Their taxi quickly arrived, but as they were getting in, the taxi's radio crackled, "So? Have you picked up the anti-Semites?"

 

Did you hear about the unfortunate accident at the nudist colony dance? A midget was slapped silly! 


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