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A father and his young daughter returned from the grocery store with all the healthy items on his wife's list, plus a box of sugar cookies. He noticed his wife's glare but, before she could say anything, he offered, "This box of cookies has one-third fewer calories." She looked skeptical. "Good. But how would you know? You never read labels." He grinned. "Because we ate a third of them on our way home!"
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