Tuesday, January 15, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] January 16, 2013



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester and PC Magazine security guru Neil Rubenking warns that even keeping Java updated would not have helped you after this latest problem was discovered and before Oracle patched it. He recommends disabling Java. If some websites don‘t work, you can always re-enable it. Read his article "How to Disable Java" here:
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2414191,00.asp

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Three old guys were vacationing at the beach and enjoying the young women. When one beauty walked by, the first old guy said, "I'd like to give her a hug." The second old guy said, "I'd like to give her a kiss." The third old guy said, "What was that other thing we used to do?"

 

What's the difference between a drug dealer shipping cocaine and a man receiving oral sex? One loads his blow... 


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